Monday, November 28, 2011

Diss For Sale!

So if you're half like me, you'd find some amount of ri-dick-ulousness in how young women feel they are fat when they are nowhere NEAR being obese. Chubby cheeks does not equal to overweight or fatness, something I feel disgusted to address and validate each time I come in conversations with people of this ilk. These girls, all said and done, have this image of what is considered desirable both fed into their minds by popular culture and their peers/family/strangers. So it may be that they dont think of themselves as fat, but when people tell you you are, sometimes you have no comeback left. This diss for them, for the girls who have not been affected by body dysmorphic disorder and who can still tell the difference between fat and not fat. This is for you if you would like to serve a diss to those people that plant insecurities in your mind.

Therefore, the next time someone comes up to you and says, "going overboard on the fries, are we? remember, a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips", well, this is your ready-beer response to them.

"I may need to lose weight,
But you need to gain a brain."


Addendum: "Pity its not something that you can just attain by going on a diet eh?"
Addendum: "Also, I'm not from planet Photoshop."



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